The Only Thing Missing Is A Pole

Sami starts out the episode in Lucas' arms and ends it in EJ's arms. Hey, what can you say,it's Sami.

The sorority sisters come up with a plan to get back at Ford.

Stephanie and Max dance around each other. Figuratively and literally.

Ford victimizes another girl.

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Sami stands beside EJ. Lucas snorts, "What're ya lying for the guy now?" EJ says, "No, actually Lucas, she's lying for you."

Hope says, "I'm really starting to believe that maybe you are right. Maybe we should have told Shawn about Belle's affair."

In what may be Belle's fantasy, Phillip's fantasy or a lame excuse for reality, Belle, looking like the painted floozy she is, says, "I've been in love with you for as long as I can remember. We belong together." Phillip moves in.

The Personal Touch

Chelsea and Nick bring photos from Ford's room to Bo, but tell him Ford removed the evidence.

Chloe discovers it was Phillip with Belle in the hotel room.

Officer Shawn changes a light bulb, but only gets half the job done.

Bo and Patch pay Ford a little visit.

Roman grills Kate. The ballistics tests are in on Marlena's gun.

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Stephanie asks Max, "What you said about Morgan earlier... is that true? That it was nice to have a break from her?"

Carmen asks, "Can't the police do something?" Chelsea says, "No and that's why we have to go after Ford ourselves."

Lucas moans. Sami dives in. a knock interrupts. Stefano stands at the door with EJ in a wheelchair. EJ says,

"Hello, darling. You're husband's home."

The Mother I Know And Love

Phillip arranges for Shawn to get the gun Kate used, so Shawn will look like a hero.

Bo has test run on the gun. Roman arrests Kate.

Belle meets Phillip at a hotel room to thank him for helping Shawn. She runs into an old friend.

Chelsea and Nick break into Ford's room and find what they are looking for. Ford finds them.

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Chelsea hands her surveillance pictures to Bo, "We... um... found some evidence on Ford Decker. Everything you need to arrest him is right here." Stephanie squeals, "Are you crazy? Why would you do that?"

Bo sits beside Patch and says, "We got a match for the bullet and the fingerprints – Kate Roberts." Shawn gasps, "I busted Phillip's mom?"

Belle stands in the hallway. Phillip walks out of the hotel room and asks, "Chloe?" Chloe soaks it in and adds it up.

A Bad, Bad Girl

Chelsea talks Nick into breaking into Ford's dorm room to find evidence they can use against him.

Marlena confronts Belle about sleeping with Phillip. Belle evades. Tears flow.

Bo takes over from Detective Ohanion and chews Shawn out for messing up the crime scene.

Shawn tells Belle about getting in trouble for corrupting evidence at the crime scene, so Belle calls Phillip and agrees to give him a night alone in exchange for helping Shawn's career.

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Chelsea says, "I found something." Nick asks, "What?" Chelsea drops her jaw.

Bo says to Hope, "You know I promised John I would protect his family? Looks like I'm gonna have to arrest his widow."

Phillip tells Belle, "No matter what we do, someone will get hurt." He moves in.

Roman says, "Kate, do not say another word."

Hormones And Hysteria

Phillip tries to make a deal with Belle. He'll help Shawn make a good impression at the academy in exchange for a night alone with Belle.

Marlena confesses to Hope that she is one of EJ's shooters.

Shawn tramples up a crime scene.

Belle and Lucas have a conversation. It's kind of like Casey Stengel and Yogi Berra having a conversation, only without the logic.

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Chelsea tells Stephanie, "Ford's never gonna stop unless we stop him first."

Bo tells Shawn, "You screwed up man, and when a cop screws up, he owns up."

Marlena asks Belle, "I'm trying to ask you if you're happy, or if you wish you'd married somebody else."

A Selfish, Dashing Rake

Belle and Shawn wake up a married couple. Belle ditches Phillip's watch and frets over her missing cell phone.

Hope is in ecstasy as she blabs to Marlena about Belle and Phillip.

Stefano hands Bo a new suspect on a silver platter. Bo follows up.

EJ tells Sami his remarkable change of attitude is because of her.

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Phillip sticks out his hand, "As an officer and a gentleman, I'm backing off. Put it there, pal." Shawn gives him the stare of death.

Bo says, "I have a witness who said there was a woman at the church." Marlena asks, "And you assumed that was me because..." Bo asks, "Was it?"

Sami snorts, "If Stefano wants an audience with my son he can get in line." EJ says, "That's not acceptable."

I'll Hang From Your Lips Instead Of The Gallows

Shawn and Belle are hitched. Shawn wears a special watch at the ceremony. It causes Belle to have fantasies and flashbacks. Too bad none of them involve Shawn.

Phillip cries in his booze and vows Shawn and Belle's marriage won't last.

Lucas names the baby without consulting Sami. Sami has a few names for Lucas.

Marlena approaches Stefano and asks him to release Sami. Stefano says there is a price.

Ford nearly attacks Stephanie and Cordy.
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EJ says, "Samantha, you're the reason I'm not dead."

Hope tells Marlena, "She and Phillip are still seeing each other. They are still in a relationship."

Belle and Shawn lie in bed. Belle says, "I want you and I never want to lose you." Shawn says, "That's one thing you don't have to worry about."

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And, for your Thanksgiving bonus, here are Shawn and Belle dancing at their wedding to the tune of the immortal classic... "I'll Hang From Your Lips Instead Of The Gallows..."

No Brain, No Pain

Belle and Phillip head into one final romp. A phone call from Shawn interrupts the festivities.

The sorority sisters continue to pass out posters. Ford comes into the bar making threats.

Bo and Hope discuss their feelings about Belle becoming their slut-in-law.

Kayla and Stephanie complete the pregnancy test as Patch figures out they lied to him. Stephanie worries about the results of her HIV test as Patch goes for hot chocolate.

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Doug asks, "Does this little cutie have a name yet?" Lucas says, "I guess this is as good a time as any to make the announcement."

Shawn tells Max, "This is the one thing that I did do right."

Marlena puts a necklace on Belle, "This is about the commitment that you and Shawn have in your lives now, which is love and fidelity." Hope looks like she's going to puke.

Invitation To A Hanging

Kayla discovers Stephanie with her pregnancy kit. Clueless Patch thinks something might be up.

Hope takes one last opportunity before the wedding to remind Belle what a tramp she is for sleeping with Phillip. Don't despair, many golden opportunities remain for Hope to continue doing this after the wedding.

Phillip cries in his beer, but gets that ever-anticipated call from Belle.

Lucas tells Sami Will left for Zurich. He also tells her he's filing for sole custody of little what's-her-face. Sami's reaction breaks the Richter Scale.

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Stephanie says, "I can't tell Papa about this..." Kayla says, "We don't even know if there is anything to tell him."

Shawn tells Hope, "By this time tomorrow I'm going to be a married man."

Phillip tells Belle, "I'm glad you came." He kisses her.

Chelsea toasts, "Here's to Ford Decker. May he go down in flames." Ford watches through a window.

Being Human Is Highly Overrated

Kate tells Roman she gave Phillip her gun. Phillip isn't exactly overjoyed when he finds out she did that.

Patch tells Bo and Shawn he was at the church, but says he didn't shoot EJ.

Sami tells EJ she has feelings for him. EJ is inspired to get better. Later, Sami tells Stefano the whole scene made her sick.

Phillip says he knows Belle still has feelings for him. Belle claims she doesn't.

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Miss Hottie sits at a table with Phillip, "Buy me a beer and I'll make you forget about Miss What's-her-name."

Hope says to Belle, "I know Shawn wants to spend the rest of his life with you. I need to know for sure it's what you want as well."

Kayla takes a sack from Stephanie and asks, "Baby what is it?" Stephanie cries.

The Tooth Fairy

EJ tells Sami he doesn't want to live. Sami urges him to fight.

Bo grills Kate. Roman confronts her with evidence found in her apartment.

Lucas tells Billie he's going to sue for custody of little no-name. Billie points out that might upset Sami.

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Phillip tells Belle, "If you can lie next to him at night and not think of me, then go ahead – marry him."

Bo says, "We gotta find these shooters before Stefano does."

Kate says to Phillip, "You don't believe me, do you? You think I shot EJ."

Bo says, "He said he was at the church just before the shooting..." Roman interrupts, "Bo... Bo...," Bo asks, "What?" Roman says, "It's my gun."

Roobish

Colleen tells Sami she must tell EJ she loves him. Sami rushes back to the hospital to support EJ.

Lucas tells Phillip he wants to see Kate's gun. Phillip lies and says he got rid of it.

Stefano calls on Kate and Tony to help EJ snap out of his funk.

Morgan testifies at Dean Lochan's inquisition. Crawford rips her to shreds. Chelsea comes up with a scheme to retaliate.

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Bo gets in Kate's face, "Where the hell is the gun?"

Shawn says, "Hey, Steve!" Patch jumps away from the spot where he hid the gun and coughs. Shawn asks, "What's going on?"

Lucas says, "I need the name and number of a good lawyer you know." Billie asks, "Why do you need a lawyer?" Lucas says, "Just trust me, all right?"

Stuck Up Chicks

The sorority girls, Ford, Ford's father and Billie show up for the confab with Dean Lochlan. Cordy finally comes and says she can't testify.

Kayla confronts Patch about what he was doing when EJ was shot.

EJ wallows in self pity and sends Sami packing.

Lucas tells Sami to move on, but she wants to end the vendetta.

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Lucas says, "Give me back the gun so we can move on." Phillip says, "The gun is gone."

Sami says, "I don't care about EJ." Colleen says, "Now is not the tame to be decaevin yerself."

Cordy says, "You guys have no idea." Stephanie says, "Actually, I do."

I Was Aiming At Both Of Them

Phillip grills Kate about the gun. Kate says she was at the church but the gun went off by accident.

Despite Lucas' protests, Sami goes to be by EJ's side.

Bo thinks Roman, Kate and Lucas may be suspects.

Dr. Berman says the bullet is still inside EJ and he will be paralyzed.

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Morgan asks, "So Cordy's the only way to prove Ford is the campus rapist?" Ford interrupts, "What's up, ladies?"

Sami says, "The pain the you must be in, I feel for you, that's all." EJ says, "Coming from somebody who promised to make my life miserable..."

Kayla says to Patch, "You don't want me to beat around the bush, fine. Where were you when EJ was shot?"

Exit Wounds

Bo questions Lucas and Kate about EJ's shooting. Both claim innocence. Both look guilty as hell.

Phillip continues to chase after Belle. Shawn makes accusations. Belle reassures Shawn.

Stefano threatens Kate.

Roman thinks Sami might have been a target, too.

There are hints of a fourth shooter.

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Bo says, "I'm really trying hard not to..." Hope interrupts, "Yeah, well there is not a member in this family who has murder in their heart."

Stefano tells Roman, "There is not a Brady on this earth that will have a moment of peace."

Sami says, "If EJ dies..." Lucas interrupts, "Then that's one less psycho in this world we've gotta worry about. Sami says, "No, we're all gonna die."

Guns And Roses

Phillip tells Belle he won't stay out of Claire's life. Claire takes a swim in a pot of boiling coffee and it's off to the hospital.

EJ gets a real bang out of his wedding. Stefano vows if EJ dies, the vendetta will continue. Mrs. Samantha DiMera stays by her wounded husband's side.

The Salem PD is on the case. Shawn tags along.

Patch stashes his gun and looks guilty.

Kate stashes her gun and looks guilty.

Lucas stashes his gun and looks guilty.

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Bo asks, "Where were you during the wedding?" Lucas says, "You don't think I shot EJ." Bo says, "You tell me, man. Did you?"

Belle says, "You have to stop doing this." Phillip asks, "Stop doing what?" Belle says, "Using Claire to get to me."

Abe asks Roman, "Partner, exactly where were you when the shooting began?"

IMBECILE!

Lucas tries to convince Sami not to go through with the wedding. Will announces he's moving back with Carrie and Austin.

Lucas tells Kate if she wants to be un-disowned, she has to stop the wedding.

Kayla, Patch, Bo, Hope and Roman attempt an intervention. Sami rejects it and heads down the aisle.

Sami has chosen a "black" theme for her wedding as opposed to the "green" theme of her last wedding. A woman in black shows up to reinforce the theme, which is complimented by guns, guns, guns.

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Bo says, "Your uncle Roman is taking it personally." Shawn asks, "He's not going to the wedding?" Bo says, "I'd fear for Junior's life if he did."

The priest says, "Do you take Elvis to be your husband, for better or worse, to love and to cherish until death do you part... You may kiss the bride." Gunfire erupts.

Pipsqueak

Lucas tricks Kate into admitting she faked the attempt on her life. He disowns her. Again.

Sami and EJ make wedding plans.

Bo nearly tells Shawn about Belle's indiscretion. Belle promises Hope she will never be with Phillip again.

Stefano and EJ plan for Johnny D's future.
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Kayla asks, "Sami is marrying EJ tonight?" Roman asks, "Without letting me know?"

Lucas tells Sami, "Our future is over... forever."

Kate screams at Stefano, "You betrayed me! You and your lying son!" EJ asks, "Can we do this later? I mean I really don't have time right now". Kate whips out a gun, "YOU MAKE TIME!"

Fuzzy Navels

Ford hassles Stephanie. Max comes to her rescue, but then turns his attention to Morgan.

Bo freaks out when he finds out Belle slept with Phillip. Shawn and Belle decide to get married, and make the big announcement to Bo and Hope.

EJ hits Sami with a court order forcing her to hand over Johnny and tells her they are getting married tomorrow.

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Belle says, "I'll make him happier than anybody else ever could." Hope says, "That's exactly why we've decided not to tell him." Belle gasps, "Bo Knows?"

Shawn asks Bo, "Why don't you just come out and tell me what is on your mind?"

Phillip tells Kate, "Belle isn't Shawn's wife and I intend to make sure she never will be."

Stefano tells Lucas, "If I wanted somebody dead, they would be."

Ironpants tells Shawn his application to the academy has been turned down. He says Shawn can have a second chance in January if he proves he can be responsible. Shawn don' wan' no stinkin' responsibility.

Hope tells half of Salem Belle slept with Phillip. Before she tells Bo, she makes him promise not to fly off the handle. Bo flies off the handle.

Phillip puts the moves on Belle.

We get the shocking revelation of who wrote the nasty letter about Shawn to the police academy.

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Lucas tells Sami, "I don't know how to let you go. I can't. I don't know how to do it."

Morgan says to Max, "So that's why I'm here right now. To give you a chance to say 'I told you so.'"

Chelsea asks, Is something wrong?" Jett says, "Yeah, you could say that. We've got a problem with Ford Decker." Nick asks, "What kind of a problem." Jett says, "He may wind up getting away with rape."

BASTARD!

Max "Dudley Doright" Brady rushes in and saves the day just as Ford "Snidely Whiplash" Decker ties Morgan to the railroad tracks with the train rushing toward her.

Lucas discovers the note with the real paternity results. He and Sami argue.

Patch and Kayla thwart EJ's attempts to see his son.

Stephanie sees evil, evil, evil.


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Bo tells Shawn, "You gotta know one more battle with him could cost you the future you want."

Kayla says, "Lies are what destroy love." Hope says, "Sometimes the truth can be just as deadly."

Phillip says, "Look at me Belle, tell me to my face the man you want is Shawn."