I'll Give Her A Jump

Cordy finally admits Ford raped her. Morgan gives the drunken Ford a lift home.

Sami and Lucas sign the divorce papers and try to make the best of a bad situation.

EJ learns the paternity of Sami's twins.

Chelsea, Max and Stephanie converse at the level of seventh graders.

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Stefano announces to Kate, "I have a grandson, and the DiMeras live on." Kate huffs.

Stephanie asks, "Where did Ford go?" Nick says, "Morgan drove him home." Stephanie asks, "What?" Nick asks, "What's wrong?" Stephanie says, "Ford raped Cordy. Morgan's in big trouble!"

Ford bends down over the unconscious Morgan lying on a bed, "Lookin' hot baby, and you want it."

Hate, Loathing And Disgust

EJ Shoots up Kate's vehicle to make it look like someone tried to kill her. Roman thinks things don't add up.

Belle tells Sami she slept with Phillip.

Lucas sees what happened to Kate and decides the DiMeras are playing for keeps. Now he knows they have to get the divorce.

Marlena becomes possessed with evil thoughts and decides she has to kill EJ.

Bo tries to talk Sami out of divorcing Lucas. Once again, he's completely out of his league.

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Kate says, "The DNA results are in on Sami's twins." EJ asks, "Am I the father?"

Morgan comes up and drawls, "I was wondering where y'all ran off to." Max says, "Hiiiiiiiii..." Morgan drawls, "So what'd I miss?" Max raises his eyebrows.

Lucas asks Sami, "What if there is a way to make EJ Wells disappear forever?"

Maybe I'll Break A Few Commandments

Much like today's show, the bomb Chelsea is standing on turns out to be a dud. Unbelievably, the whole, Artemis-DeMarquette-China Lee story line is wrapped up in a neat package and we're off to new adventures.

Max threatens to strip Ford's gears. He and Morgan take things to a new level. Well, upstairs, anyway.

Stephanie heads home to Mommy and Daddy and feels sorry for herself.

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Sorry, the previews video did not come through this morning.

Marlena says, "I could use some help with Sami." Bo says, "Anything, you know that." Marlena says, "Well, I'd like you to stop this wedding from happening."

Sami asks, "How are the wedding plans coming?" Belle says, "That's actually why I came to talk to you." Sami asks, "It's that bad?" Belle says, "I slept with Phillip."

Kate says, "If Lucas finds out about this." EJ says, "All right, Kate, Lucas is not going to find out about this."

Zombies

Billie, Max, Nick and the sorority sisters all go looking for Chelsea.

Lucas and Sami argue ad nauseum. Sami has a weird dream.

Kate agrees to work with EJ to convince Lucas to let Sami get the divorce.

Nick finds Chelsea in a predicament.

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Kayla says, "You can't really fix things with him if he doesn't want to fix them." Stephanie says, "Or with him and Morgan in front of my face."

Ford taunts, "You're not getting any from Morgan so you're taking it out on me? What a shame, Max." Max rushes him.

Chelsea whimpers, "You have to help me. I don't want to die."

The Marriage From Hell

Lucas disowns Kate and tells her he's changing his name to Lucas Horton.

EJ wants Sami to fly to Santo Domingo and get divorced immediately.

Cordy has issues as Ford hits on every girl in the sorority.

Max and Morgan decide to be exclusive. Stephanie agonizes.

Chelsea meets The Glove.
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Billie tells Max, Morgan and Nick, "That was Jett. No one from our office called Chelsea. She was set up."

Sami says, "You agreed I had to marry EJ." Lucas snorts, "Yeah, well I take it back. I don't agree to anything."

Kate says, "EJ, no. This time you are on your own."

Blubber Butt

Lucas imagines what life will be like when EJ and Sami are married with little Johnny and the poor little girl is stuck with him.

Shawn and Phillip fight over Belle.

Hope gets the details on Belle's dirty little secret.

Bo, Roman and Abe pick up the guy who allegedly hit John.
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Chelsea says to Stephanie, "We both know you have feelings for Max."

Morgan asks Max, "Is there something I should know about?"

Kate says, "They're my grandchildren, Lucas. Please don't shut me out of their lives."

EJ says, "You have to admit your son is the spitting image of me. Sami says, "Shut up."

The Den Of Sin

Belle and Phillip give in to temptation. Hope catches on and grills Belle.

Shawn gets advice from Hope and confronts Phillip.

Lucas and Marlena try to convince Sami to have another DNA test. Sami absolutely refuses. A nurse takes the tests.

Marlena confronts EJ.

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Abe is on the phone, "Yeah, it's in the squad car. I'm gonna pick up EJ Wells. Bo paces.

Hope asks, "You didn't just cheat on Shawn? You didn't just have sex here in this room with Phillip?"

Shawn says, "I'm done with you." Phillip says, "No. Belle is done with you."

Eight-Balled

Phillip takes Belle to her home where they continue the same adventure they were having in the sanctuary of sin.

Ironpants puts Shawn's admission to the academy on hold since finding out Shawn defied a court order earlier in the year.

Lucas pulls a fast one on EJ and runs to be with Sami.

EJ and Kate arrive just after the twins are born.

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Shawn says, "I broke the law. Somebody tipped them off." Hope asks, "Shawn, who would do that?"

Phillip and Belle romp. An indistinguishable figure in the background watches.

EJ says, "There is nonetheless a possibility that I fathered one of those babies." Marlena says, "Well, I wouldn't buy any birth announcements quite yet."

Lucas asks Sami, "What if he is right? What if they have different fathers?"

The Deadly Spatula

Bo says he will support Shawn going into the police academy. Shawn meets Old Ironpants.

Patch, Kayla and Phillip argue over Pocket. The new foster parents take him home.

Belle waffles. She sides with Marlena and advises Sami to stay away from EJ, then pulls the flip-flop of the century. Hey, it's Belle.

The twins are about to pop.

Belle and Phillip nearly desanctify the sanctuary.

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Ironpants says, "Shawn your enrollment in the police academy has been postponed pending further review." Bo asks, "What?" Shawn asks, "Why?"

Lucas says, "Honey, you're supposed to wait for me to do this." Sami says, "Tell that to the twins."

Clothes fly. Body parts fly. Phillip throws Belle onto the bed.

Old Iron Pants

Sorry about the late posting, gang.

Marlena returns to the empty penthouse. Belle and Sami arrive for support and offer to move in with her. Marlena refuses the offer.

Bo tells Shawn Belle and Hope are concerned about him joining the academy.

Pocket is back in the hospital with the same symptoms.

Kate remembers good times with John.

The flashback tribute to John rolls on and on.

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Bo tells Shawn, "If something ever happened to you, I couldn't take it."

Marlena says, "He's Stefano's son. Do you think you can control that?" Sami says, "I have to." Marlena says, "You're taking on something incredibly dangerous and it could end with your life."

Phillip says, "I love you Belle." Belle says, "Phillip." Phillip moves in.

Blame The Dead Guys

Tony and Stefano trade insults.

Kate and EJ cry in their booze while the family is at the service.

There are surprises at John's funeral, but, hey, it's DOOL, so most of them are pretty much expected.

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Stefano says, "I've come to pay my respects." Marlena screams "Get out!

Phillip rages at Patch and Kayla, "My son has been poisoned! And you're worried about your wife's hurt feelings? Get out

of my way." He tries to barge past them as Kayla yells, "Steve!" Phillip gets a Patchwhack.

Sami asks, "What are you saying." Lucas says, "I'm saying you're right. I guess you have to marry EJ."

I'll See You In Forever

The family gathers to say its final goodbye to John.

Lucas signs the annulment papers.

Bo throws a scare into Stefano.

Maggie tries to convince Jeremy to turn himself in. He refuses, says goodbye to Nick and the kids and leaves.

Billie and Jett alert the sorority to trouble on campus. Someone stalks Stephanie, but...

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Bo and Hope walk into the sanctuary all set up for John's funeral. "Oh my gosh," says Hope, "Who did all this?"

Sami tells Lucas, "There is only one way to end the violence and we both know what that is."

Marlena stands outside. She turns her head, "John?"

Low Rent Wonderland

John's deathwatch goes into full swing. John regains consciousness and the fool's parade marches through his room.

Stephanie spies on Morgan and Max' date.

Sami tells Lucas she taped up the annulment document and signed it.

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Nick says, "Noise brings complaints, complaints bring cops and cops aren't your friends." There is a knock at the door. Jeremy says, "Damn, someone did call the cops."

Morgan says, "Just so you'll know, an IFT does not take another girl's guy."

Bo asks, "Who ran John down?" Stefano says, "Accidents happen." Bo says, "It was no accident."

My Pawn Stole My Queen

They scrape John off the street and wheel him into surgery. Dr. Berman does not expect him to make it.

Now that Andre is gone, Stefano thinks Tony should step up and rule the DiMeras with him. Tony rejects the offer.

EJ tells Sami he had nothing to do with John's accident. Sami thinks the DiMeras are responsible, so she signs the annulment papers.

The sorority sisters do a mini-version of My Fair Lady, turning the totally unattractive Cordy into the belle-of-the-ball.

Marlena decides it's time to call the family together to say goodbye to John.

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Chelsea asks, "What do you want me to do, install a web cam in Max' bedroom?" Stephanie asks, "Can we?"

Max says, "What you see is what you get." Morgan says, "And I like what I see."

Lucas says, "Let them handle this, for God's sake." Sami screams, "They obviously can't handle the DiMeras."

John says, "Give your daddy a hug." Belle hugs.

Lois And Clark

Someone pulls the plug on Andre, but it's not Shawn Sr. Stefano vows to avenge Andre's death.

Sami decides once and for all (for now) not to marry EJ. EJ tells her this makes her responsible for whatever happens to her or her family.

Bo and Hope rush to the scene of Andre's death.

John tussles with a speeding car. The car wins.

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Marlena lies in the street with John and says, "John, you're doing such a good job. Just keep holding on. Help is on the way."

EJ says, "Be careful. Because, unless we marry, no one is safe." Lucas and Sami turn and stare.

Tony asks, "What's going on?" Stefano says, "Andre has been murdered by Shawn Brady Sr." Anna and Tony drop their jaws.

Button Of Death

Sami decides not to sign the annulment papers, but a threat from EJ changes her mind.

Shawn Sr. visits Stefano and Andre in the hospital. When Stefano leaves, Shawn considers pulling the plug on Andre.

Belle talks Phillip out of raiding the CPS office to get information on Tyler, and also gets the CPS worker to agree to a DNA test.

EJ asks Stefano's help to get Sami to sign the annulment papers. Stefano refuses. EJ targets Belle.


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EJ sits in his car in his sinister black outfit, "You're gonna learn the hard way, sweetheart. This vendetta is over when I say this vendetta is over." Belle tinkers with her makeup. EJ says, "Sorry, Belle."

Caroline tells Bo and Hope, "Shawn went looking for Stefano. I don't want to think about what he might do."

Andre looks around as the cop pounds on the door to his room, "Mr. Brady, are you OK? Hey! What's going on in there?" OMB sits down and sighs.

Friends Don't Let Friends Date Flesh Eaters

The guy-auction continues at the Cheatin' Heart. Stephanie and Chelsea rake in the money and the girls rake in the guys. Stephanie decides she has to play chaperone on Max' date.

Phillip tells Patch and Kayla he is Pocket's father. Patch goes off the deep end. CPS charges Patch and Kayla with child endangerment. Stefano drops the charges against Patch

Lucas grovels and gets Sami to agree to one more day before the annulment.

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Phillip says to Belle, "I'm tired of fooling around. One way or the other, I'm getting my son."

Lucas says, "I told the DiMeras what to do with that vendetta." Bo says, "Yeah, and the terms to end it." John says, "The DiMeras are outta moves. This game is over!" Sami yells, "listen to me. It's not over at all!"

OMB asks Stefano, "Why should my sister's body never be found?"

A Need For Speed

The guy auction is a bust until Max steps up to the plate and offers his body for the cause.

Somehow, Billie and the three stooges figure out Tyler and Pocket are the same person.

Kayla has brought Pocket to the hospital. The doctors determine he's been ingesting chemicals again. CPS takes Pocket from Kayla.

Stefano gets annulment papers from the church and EJ asks Sami and Lucas to sign them.


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Patch stands beside Kayla. She asks, "Phillip. What are you doing here?"

EJ says, "That document represents the first steps towards peace between our families." Lucas picks it up, "Start a fire with this, all right?"

Max says, "Oh, yeah, she's hot." Stephanie says, "If you're into the slash and burn type, yeah." Max says, "I was."

Satan's Playground

Lauren tells Phillip Tyler is still alive. That's more than we can say for poor Lauren.

Billie joins the three stooges in their effort to figure out where Tyler is, and why Lauren was at the hospital.

Hope gives Sami advice.

EJ tells Sami he will agree to separate bedrooms.

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Max says, "Oh, you're gonna convince a bunch of frat guys to turn off the game and sell their bodies to a chick-charity they don't even know about."

Lucas says, "So when I found EJ in your lap, that was within the boundaries?" Sami says, "I thought he was dying."

Stefano says to EJ, "I have something I think will be very much of interest to you."

Goodbye, Sami

Will joins the happy Roberts (Or is it Horton now?) family. He understands Sami has to marry EJ. Lucas thinks there is more to it than just a marriage of convenience.

Kayla confronts Stefano and threatens him.

Shawn sees Lauren at the hospital. He detains her while Phillip and Belle rush over. Lauren takes a header down the stairs.

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Sami tells EJ, "Before long you will be begging, screaming, for the devil to take your soul to get you away from me. Why, I can practically smell the fire and brimstone."

Shawn says, "If Phillip gets his kid back, then I get you back."

Phillip holds the dying Lauren, "I need you to tell me one thing. Is my son alive?"

Bid On A Bod

Andre hauls Hope up to the top of a skyscraper. He negotiates with Bo and then takes the plunge. Don't worry. They were only on a skyscraper. Everyone survives.

Chelsea and Stephanie try to rope Max into their auction. Max declines, but lands a job at the Cheatin' Heart.

Kayla catches up with Patch as he is being arrested. Patch fills her in on what's going on but forgets to tell her a few little details, like Benjy died.

Stefano and EJ plan for the DiMera future.

Sami and Lucas plan for their non-future.

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Phillip tells Belle, "I may never find Tyler. I Gotta face the possibility that Tyler... he could be dead."

Kayla tells Adrienne, "So whether he looks like a hero or not there is not a jury in the world that is gonna let him go."

Kayla looks at a mug shot and says, "This time Steve's gonna have to pay."

Stefano tells Bo, "Your brother in law is going to spend the rest of his miserable life in jail."

Hot Male Bods

Stefano commands Andre to bring Roman to the TV station where Andre and Patch continue to negotiate. Top-cop Bo takes charge and botches the whole thing up.

Stephanie and Chelsea come up with the idea of auctioning dates with hot guys as a way to raise money for the sorority.

Andre leaves EJ and Sami to die in the pub's kitchen. They are tied up with gas leaking into the room. They free themselves and fall into each other's arms just in time for Lucas to walk in.


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Sami says, "Lucas is everything to me." Disgusted EJ straightens his tie.

Stefano tells Patch, "You just saved Roman, and you just got Hope killed!"

Andre slings Hope across a rooftop as she yells, "Let go of me Andre!" Bo and the cops rush in... Standoff.

A Wildcat In Bed

The hostage crisis continues. Andre sets the timer on the bomb to five minutes. Sami calls Bo to see if he can help.

Chatsworth shows up at the cemetery instead of Patch. Bo and Hope rush to the hospital.

Lucas disowns Kate, for a change.

Patch takes Stefano hostage and makes his TV debut.

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Buffymuffymisty says, "I'm deciding which of you will be joining us here and which of you will be sent packing." Stephanie and Chelsea look on.

Andre rants, "As a matter of fact you and EJ have been the bane of my existence for months now. Maybe I should finally do something about it." He trains a pistol on Sami and EJ while holding Roman.

Patch says, "This is gonna get ugly if he misses that deadline." Bo says, "No one is gonna die here today." Patch says, "Time will tell."