What You Catch From A Toilet Seat

Mickey hires EJ to be a partner at his law firm. After that, he meets EJ.

Patch meets Ava and they bicker their way back to the room where she is holding Hope/Kayla.

Bo collapses getting out of bed. Kayla lectures him for not following doctor's orders. Since Kayla isn't following doctor's orders, she has another big-ack-attack.

Hope searches the room where she is captive and finds interesting information about Ava.

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Victor toasts, "To Daniel, who saved both my son and my granddaughter."

Sami says, "I need your help. Mom, you and John are the only ones who can help us."

Phillip says, "This is just great – having all this family under one roof." Chloe says, "Yeah, we're a regular 'Little House On The Prairie.'"

She Blows Up Like A Puffer Fish

Sami and EJ join the INS agent for dinner and try to convince him they have a real marriage.

Maggie senses things aren't going well with the INS agent and takes it upon herself to butt in.

Hope tells Ava about Shawn Sr.'s death. Ava feels remorse and visits Shawn's grave, where she runs into Max.

Nick has big news for Chelsea, Max, Stephanie and Morgan.

Max shows signs of having more than a passing interest in Nick's project.

Angelo catches Hope trying to escape.

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EJ grabs Sami's nose, "Spunky today aren't you, sweetheart?" Sami kicks him under the table.

Ava says, "I would never hurt someone on purpose." Patch yells, "Well, you just threatened to kill my wife." Ava screams, "Well, you know what, that's different."

Bo gets out of bed and drops like a rock.

The Man-Woman Thing

Hope/Kayla goads Ava into calling Patch to set up a meeting.

Patch tells Bo Ava has kidnapped Hope, thinking she is Kayla.

Kayla naps, just like most of the DOOL audience.

Max tries to tell Stephanie about his feelings for her.

John tries to win Marlena's affection with a little present.
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EJ tells Sami, "All we need to do is show them that we are married in more than just name only." Sami cocks her head and gives him a look.

Chelsea says, "Nick has some big exciting news to share." Morgan gasps, "What is it?" Nick says, "I don't want to say until Max and Stephanie get here."

Ava says, "I know you think he's gonna want to stay with you, don't you?" Hope says, "And if he does?" Ava says, "Well that won't be good for any of us."

Nice Chariot

Chelsea gets sprung from the hospital after some shenanigans by Dr. Dan.

Bo arranges for Chelsea to stay at the Kiriakis mansion as he frets about Hope's whereabouts.

Coo-coo Ava forces Hope/Kayla to call Patch. Patch decides to tell the real Kayla what's up, but...

Chloe has an audition.

Lexie and Abe long for some 'alone time.'

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Marlena asks, "Why do you suddenly care what I think of you?" John grins.

Stephanie says, "I just wish you would tell me what's going on. Does it have to do with Ava or not." Patch says, "I don't have time to get into it right now."

Ava tells Hope/Kayla, "They all blame Patch for what happened to me and they would all like to see him dead."

Friends Don't Chloroform Friends

Bo and Chelsea share a tender moment as well as a vital body part.

Kate hires Tony to advertise her product, but throws a bone to Anna.

The school decides it has to film the interns at work in order to evaluate their performance.

Max brings Stephanie flowers to celebrate her internship. Things get uncomfortable in front of the cameras for both Stephanie and Morgan.

Bo worries about Hope.

Ava holds Hope/Kayla captive and orders her to get patch to come to their room. Ava is convinced Patch will choose her.

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Chelsea says, "I thought I was going home today. What's wrong with me?" Daniel says, "I'm not the one that should break this to you."

Phillip says, "You gotta tell me where you are going." Chloe says, "I have an audition."

Lexie tells Bo, "I am telling you to get your butt back in that bed before I jam a needle full of sedatives into it." Bo says, "OK."

Venom In Her Veins

Kate and Dr. Jonas Bicker. Kate accuses Chelsea of having a crush on Dr. Jonas.

Chelsea wants to turn over a new leaf after her life-death experience, but tells Nick she wants him to be a part of her new life.

Ava kidnaps Hope, who figures out Ava thinks she is Patch's wife. Hope vows to escape and get back to Bo.

Patch continues to be uber-possessive and worries about Kayla. They start talking about names for the baby.

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Phillip asks, "Uh, so you used to date Paul Hollingsworth's daughter?" Max says, "Morgan, yeah." Phillip asks, "What's the story with her? She's awfully damn cute."

Bo is on the phone, "Have you seen Hope? And you haven't heard from her again. I'm sure everything's fine. I'd..."

Ava tells Hope/Kayla, "I don't think I said anything about letting you go."

The Man Is Scum

Shawn and Belle tell Marlena and Sami about their upcoming voyage. Marelna thinks they shouldn't have accepted the boat from John.

Bo has a fabricated crisis. Kayla saves the day.

Patch tells Hope about Ava.

Ava escapes and stalks Hope.

When the going gets tough, Hope goes shopping.

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Chelsea grins, "For the umpteenth time I do not have a crush on him." Kate says, "Come on, Chelsea, you dissolved into a giggly little schoolgirl the minute he walked into the door."

Bo says, "Hope isn't going to be back for a while anyway."

Hope is on the phone, "OK. Thank you so much." Ava comes up behind her and chloroforms her.

Fancy Face IV

Shawn and Belle start saying their goodbyes. It can't happen soon enough. John buys them a boat. Shawn knew he had forgotten to pick up something for the trip.

John has Hollingsworth delay a Kiriakis shipment.

Victor confronts Hollingsworth while Phillip confronts John.

Max agrees to watch the docks for Victor.

Patch and Kayla - same old drivel.

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Belle whines, "Well, my father wanted to give me a gift and I wanted to take it." Marlena says, "This is not your father!"

A doctor asks Kayla, "What the hell are you doing?" Kayla says, "I'm trying to save this patient's life."

Patch walks up to Hope and hugs her, "Come on." Ava spies.

Grandma Moses

Anna visits Tony and asks for help, since her intern is at the hospital. Insult leads to injury which leads to slap and tickle.

Bo pulls through, but is upset with Hope for allowing the operation to proceed.

Patch and Kayla return home. Kayla begins to have pains. Patch is clueless. He also doesn't realize Kayla is in pain.

Chelsea is proud of herself for helping Bo.

Kate warns Daniel to make sure Chelsea fully recovers.

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Max is on the phone, "I thought you might like to know your company just had two shipments of cargo placed under quarantine."

John asks, "What can I do for you?" Belle says, "We came over to say goodbye. Shawn and Claire and I are leaving."

Patch says, "There's something I've got to tell you." Kayla says, "Well, that sounds serious." Patch says, "It is."

Shock And Awe, Beauty And Poetry

We hit new levels of boredom at the hospital as Chelsea and Bo go into surgery.

John can't stand it. He and Marlena go to the docks to have a conversation.

Kate warns John to back off in his war with Victor.

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Phillip says, "Wow. If you end up taking Claire, I'm never going to see her again, am I?"

Tony asks, "So, what can I do for you?" Anna points, "I want him."

Chelsea asks, "Is my dad OK?" Dr. Jonas stares.

Let 'Er Rip

The drama in the hospital goes on. And on... and on... and on... and on... and on...

Chelsea takes a powder. Everyone in the hospital searches for her.

The remainder of the crowd in the hospital engages in unmeaningful, inane, insufferable verbal rubbish.

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Caroline says, "If anybody can beat the odds it's Bo and Chelsea."

Kate says, "Your courage is amazing." Chelsea says, "I am scared as hell right now."

Hope tells Bo, "Your whole family needs you. So you fight. I love you Brady."

One Smug, Vulgar SOB

Daniel works feverously to sober Chelsea up.

Bo's condition deteriorates, but he refuses to go through with the operation.

Lexie throws ethics to the wind and drugs Bo so Hope can sign the consent forms.

John bribes a customs official so he will favor John's cargo over the Kiriakis cargo when it goes through customs.

Marlena warns Phillip about what John is up to.

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Stephanie says, "You are amazing, Max. You make your family proud and you make me proud."

Hope tells Daniel, "I promised him he was going to make it. You are the only person who can help me keep it, doctor."

Kate rushes into the waiting area, "Roman!" Roman asks, "What?" Kate says, "It's Chelsea. She's gone."

Alien Abduction

The endless drama in Bo's hospital room continues. Kayla tells everyone Chelsea is the donor.

Chelsea guzzles booze at the Cheatin' Heart. Kate tries to stop her, but Chelsea runs out.

The entire town of Salem searches for Chelsea. Kate finds her passed out in the park.

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Belle says, "Chelsea's lost a lot of people in her life." Hope says, "And because of her stupidity she could lose her father as well."

Daniel rages, "My patient's life, your father's life, is over."

John says, "Well then my first executive decision is to liquidate Kiriakis shipping." Phillip says, "There's gonna be a very high price to pay." John smiles, "Yep."

Deep Guano

Hope turns into the world's biggest basket case as Bo begins to lose his will to fight.

Ava gets really weird and drives Big Eddie to quit his job. Ava's therapist arrives for a session.

Daniel, Lexie and Kayla discover a suitable donor for Bo.

Bo makes last requests of Shawn and Patch.

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Daniel says, "I can't believe you can't find the donor." Lexie says, "They'll be found." Daniel asks, "And if they're not?"

Kate says, "He's not dead yet, Chelsea." Chelsea bawls, "No, but he will be, thanks to me."

Shawn asks, "What's all the secrecy? Why don't you just tell me who the donor is... OMG, it's me, isn't it?"

The 'Dumb Card'

Stephanie, Chelsea and Nick meet Max at the docks. Max assures Nick they are still good buddies and then makes more changes to his calculations when Nick's back is turned.

Lexie falls apart. Abe picks up the pieces.

Bo and Hope continue their endless goodbye.

Marlena tries to talk John out of doing something illegal.

Patch stops worrying about what exertion might do Kayla and the baby as they take a break from the hospital and get frisky.

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Lexie peers into a microscope, "Whoa take a look at this." Daniel looks, "Dude, we are locked on."

Patch says, "You're gonna save his life." Kayla says, "I'm gonna try."

Ava holds up a picture of Hope hugging Patch and tells Big Eddie, "Come on, look at her. It's obvious. This is the bitch who stole Patch from me."

The Cuban

The family gathers at the hospital as Bo's deathwatch continues.

Dr. Jonas outlines the risks associated with the radical procedure that might save Bo's life.

John tells Victor they are about to become rivals.

Most of the family volunteer to be donors for Bo's procedure.

Overprotective Patch wants to make sure his family is safe. Kayla agrees not to volunteer to be Bo's donor in order to protect the baby.

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Marlena says, "Your behavior frightens the hell out of me." John says, "Well, consider us even. Sometimes you scare the hell out of me also."

Dr. Daniel says, "If whatever is affecting Bo's pancreas doesn't kill him first, this procedure very well might."

Nick chuckles, "For a minute there it kinda seemed like you were trying to ruin my career." Max asks, "Now, why the hell would I want to do that?"

Let The Games Begin

John hosts a dinner party at the DiMera Mansion. It's not much of a party and even less dinner.

Stephanie just happens to run into Patch on the sleazy side of town. Patch tells her about Ava and her criminal family, but swears her to secrecy.

Kayla and Lexie find a miraculous but risky cure for Bo. They tell Hope it's a longshot and have her call the family to the hospital for the endless deathwatch.

Bo and Hope share tender hysterics as they reminisce about their life together.

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Phillip tells Chelsea and Shawn, "Daniel Jonas will figure it out. He's one of the best diagnosticians in the world." Chelsea says, "I just hope he didn't get here too late."

John says, "I keep forgetting about the Brady part." Marlena says, "Maybe because you're so focused on becoming all DiMera."

Kayla says, "Why won't you at least mention it?" Daniel says, "Well. Maybe because odds are it won't be successful."

Girlfriends Are Fair Game

Shawn and Belle renew their wedding vows and decide to sail off into the sunset. They might even take Claire with them.

Phillip and Chloe trade wisecracks at the pub. Phillip insists he is still her friend.

Max and Stephanie share sappy moments at Shawn Sr.'s grave.

Kate fans the flames of Chelsea's crush on Dr. Jonas.

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Belle says, "This isn't the real you" John says, "This is the real me and you are living in a fantasy world if you think that is ever gonna change."

Bo says, "I'm gonna fight this thing with every thing I've got. Somethin's wrong inside me. I don't know how much time I've got left."

Kayla says, "We're gonna save Bo's life." Lexie says, "Damn straight we are."

Maniacal But Brilliant

Bo's condition worsens. Superdoc Daniel Jonas and Lexie Carver, Chief of Staph, are on the case. Kayla wants to go back to work to help.

Patch thinks Kayla is in danger.

Ava obsesses and works on Big Eddie to get him to let her out of her room.

Immigration catches up with EJ. A nasty officer grills EJ and Sami about their marriage.

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Chelsea says, "We don't even know if he has a girlfriend or he could be married or something." Kate says, "There's nothing wrong about going after a guy who has both money and promise."

Shawn asks, "Will you marry me all over again? Right here and right now." Belle giggles.

Phillip asks Chloe, "Did you kill Brady?"

Calculazations

Nick confronts Max about the page he took from his grant proposal.

Anna hires Stephanie to be her intern. Tony hires Morgan for an internship at his agency. The Intern Smackdown begins.

Victor visits the grieving Caroline and consoles her by dumping all of his problems on her.

John hires Rolf to be his butler. Rolf hides John's mind-disc.

Victor decides to become Marlena's patient to see if she can help with his depression.

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Chelsea says, "And about Dad – I don't know what I'm going to do if he doesn't make it." Hope snaps her head around, "He's going to make it."

Patch asks, "What about the plane crash in Greenland." Abe says, "The report from the FAA just came in."

Sami says, "I hope you have got a way to figure this out, because otherwise the government's going to deport you." EJ smiles.

Cunning, Conniving And Crafty

Chelsea snots up Salem park and meets a stranger.

Victor brings a doctor who can work miracles onto Bo's case. Lexie gets miffed.

EJ gets bad news from immigration. Sami wants to help. The annulment papers remain unsigned.

Patch and Kayla smooch in the park as Ava plots to get Hope, who she thinks is Kayla. Patch remembers hot times and making nasty plans with Ava.

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Max says, "It's definitely a worthy cause and obviously important to you." Nick says, "Why are you trying to screw it up?"

Stephanie tells Chelsea, "We're more than just friends – we're sisters." Morgan says, "In a couple of days we could be at each other's throats."

Marlena says, "John?" Rolf says, "Good morning, Mr. Black." John says, "I'm glad you could make it." Marlena asks, "What's going on here?"